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The Lost Chronicle

Vol. XII No. 1234 Design by Lost In Town

Cenosillicaphobia: The Fear of an Empty Glass

Cenosillicaphobia: a fancy word for something we all dread—running out of beer. This quirky fear might sound over the top, but let’s be honest: nobody likes staring at an empty glass while everyone else is still sipping. It’s the stuff of nightmares. But it’s not the only bizarre phobia out there...

This Is What a Perfectly Poured Pint Should Look Like

Pouring a pint isn’t just a skill—it’s an art. Start with a clean, tilted glass and pour your beer slowly down the side. As the glass fills, straighten it to let the foam form at the top. Don’t skip the foam—it locks in aroma, enhances texture, and keeps your beer fresh longer. A perfect pint is ...

Serving Chilled vs Warm Beer

Why is warm beer so bad? Picture this: you’re handed a warm beer. You take one sip, and your face scrunches up like you’ve just bitten into a lemon. Why does warm beer feel like betrayal in a glass? Well, here’s the science: as beer warms up, oxidation increases, giving it that stale, “what even ...

What Beer Used to Be Like (How the Traditional Methods Have Changed)

Beer: the OG drink of choice. But what was it like back in the day? In the olden times, brewing was all about local ingredients and natural fermentation. Every village had its own unique beer style because brewers worked with whatever grains, hops, and water were on hand. It was rustic, unpredic...

Response to TikTok Comments Saying Lowering ABV is a Tax Decision

“Lowering ABV is just a tax dodge,” they said. Oh, TikTok, you never fail to entertain us. Let’s set the record straight: when we decided to make Hard Ace a 4.5% lager, saving money wasn’t even on the agenda. Sure, “drinkflation” and tax rumors make for a spicy headline, but the real reason was w...

Why Some People Hate Beer

If you hate beer, it’s not your fault—it’s your taste buds. Some people have super-sensitive taste receptors that make bitterness unbearable. And since hops bring that bitter bite to beer, it’s no wonder it’s not everyone’s cup of… well, beer. But don’t give up just yet. The craft beer revolution...

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